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Bill Cosby, Scrooge McDuck, and some gay guy all go to Hell. Satan makes a deal with them all. He says:
"Bill, you can never eat another pudding pop, or you'll be coming back to hell. Scrooge, if you pick up another cent off of the ground, you'll be joining us. And homo, if you ass ram another man, for any reason at all, your coming back too!"
They all sign the contract. About 5 years later, Mr. Cosby is shopping for groceries, when he eyes the biggest damn pudding pop he has ever seen. Even though he's gone five years without one, he gives in to temptation and eats it. POOF, he goes to hell.
About two days later, Scrooge is walking around downtown, and sees the most blinging 50 cent piece laying on the ground, he cant resist. He bends over to pick it up and POOF, the fagot went to hell.
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Evil=Anything that can bleed for seven days and not die. Description: Women.
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