Official Joke Thread!

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The Dachshund

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog
fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world
and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the
litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the
world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 "
thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal.

It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.

There was nothing left of his dog at all!

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush.

"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to
make that alligator look like a weiner dog."