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Here are a few quotes off a site:
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is having sex.
If the dove is the bird of peace, then bird of true love must be the swallow.
When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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