What have your pets done to piss you off?

[Jakey]

Well where should I start.....

Our somewhat indoor cat Mert (she lives in our utility room) loves to piss on the rugs and randomly puke all over. If she goes outside she always gets in fights because she can't get along with any other cat on our place.

Our dog, Max, has gotten a lot better than he used to be. He is a blue heeler / red heeler cross. For about the first 4 years we had him, he would chew anything he could find, including tin cans until his mouth would start bleeding from chewing so much. He's not much of a fan of strangers either, as Jacek can definitely vouch for. He loves to nicely grab people's heels when they come to my house just as a friendly gesture. Then there is his love of chasing my horses, which is actually quite entertaining because they chase him back just as much.

Then there's our outdoor cat herd, yes herd. I think we have about 20 outdoor cats that love to shit all over our yard, claw up the railing on our deck, eat the dog food instead of their food, shit in our landscaping, and shit anywhere else they can possibly find. The good thing about them is that we haven't seen a mouse around our house for years. Granted we go through about 20 pounds of cat food a week (the dog likes to eat some of it too.)

Plus there's our horses. Of course they're horses, just like cats and dogs, eat, sleep, and shit. They think they need to have feed all the time even though they have 75 acres worth of grass for the 7 of them.