05-11-2010
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
LOL call his desk and leave a frantic voicemail about needing something done ASAP.
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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05-11-2010
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#22
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
Drives: an evo's fat korean cousin
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
"I needed this done YESTERDAY, Tom! And wheres my goddamn frappachino!?"
Actually he doesn't have a phone number listed yet, and he isn't signed into Office Communicator. He is probably chatting with his new boss, Syed, and his coworkers Ira and Abdul.
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05-11-2010
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#23
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Hmm, they sound like liberal names, he should fit in nicely.
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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05-11-2010
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#24
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Hahaha good call
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05-11-2010
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#25
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immune from paybans
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: West Des Moines
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Posts: 4,358
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by polishmafia
He is probably chatting with his new boss, Syed, and his coworkers Ira and Abdul.
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For reals? My old boss Syed moved to United Health, and he's in IT. Is his last name Ali? That would be hilarious. |
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05-11-2010
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#26
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Haha actually its Abbas.
I show one Syed Ali - based in India. Maybe he moved?
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05-11-2010
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#27
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Syed is probably as common as Chris or Andrew are here. hahaha
I wonder if those guys have a fake UHG name, like Bob for answering phones? Hallo thees is Bob, how can help you?
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05-11-2010
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#28
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
We have brought back 99% of our call center agents back onto US soil.
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05-11-2010
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#29
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Rainbow Boy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Richfield, MN
Drives: 96 Civic HX
Posts: 908
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
I am gonna change his badge to a giant gaping butt hole, so when he comes for a reprint it will be awesomeeee.
-Colin
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05-11-2010
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#30
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
most of my day consisted of doing training modules on UHG policies. Yeah Syed Abbas is my manager. Syed Ali Hasan used to work for UHT and he is my landlord, but he moved to Bank of America.
Tomorrow i should finish all of the training modules and get set up with office communicator.
What office are you in Polish?
On my way to work i was thinking to myself "I wonder how fast the HIDs would drain the battery in my car?" And without thinking this morning forgot to turn them off so by lunch time my battery was completly drained and had to have jessica meet me after work so i could jump the car. LOL
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05-11-2010
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#31
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
Drives: an evo's fat korean cousin
Posts: 2,549
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
LOL owned. Whats the story with your landlord also being Andrew's exboss? Strange haha!
I'm in the corporate building. So is Cudvig.
And also.... Welcome to UHG.  |
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05-11-2010
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#32
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Transmission destroyer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cambridge
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Posts: 7,150
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by polishmafia
LOL owned. Whats the story with your landlord also being Andrew's exboss? Strange haha!
I'm in the corporate building. So is Cudvig.
And also.... Welcome to UHG. |
I thought you worked at a tire shop?
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05-12-2010
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#33
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immune from paybans
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: West Des Moines
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Posts: 4,358
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
That's his second job.
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05-13-2010
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#34
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
* Names have been changed *
Pete [10:19 AM]:
Hi Thomas. My name is Pete and I am with UHC Operations. I understand you are new to the company. How are you today?
Tom [10:19 AM]:
I am great. how are you
Pete [10:19 AM]:
Good, thanks for asking. I have a question for you if you have a minute.
Tom [10:20 AM]:
Absolutly
Pete [10:21 AM]:
How long has it been since your last payban?
Tom [10:21 AM]:
LMFAO
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05-13-2010
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#35
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Hahahahahaha! epic
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05-13-2010
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#36
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
Drives: C8 Stingray Z51
Posts: 20,620
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
LOL that is awesome!
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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05-13-2010
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#37
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The land of the next-gen HMMWV
Drives: A BMW
Posts: 1,875
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Absolutly.
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Sponsored by DB Performance (dbptuning.com)
A dsm, a bimmer, a DORGE CUMMINZ, and a non running DSM race car... for now.
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05-13-2010
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#38
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AznKraut
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stillwater
Drives: '03 325i, '98 Ranger '03 Duramax
Posts: 1,374
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Quote:
Originally Posted by polishmafia
* Names have been changed *
Pete [10:19 AM]:
Hi Thomas. My name is Pete and I am with UHC Operations. I understand you are new to the company. How are you today?
Tom [10:19 AM]:
I am great. how are you
Pete [10:19 AM]:
Good, thanks for asking. I have a question for you if you have a minute.
Tom [10:20 AM]:
Absolutly
Pete [10:21 AM]:
How long has it been since your last payban?
Tom [10:21 AM]:
LMFAO
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Brilliant!
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A//// Guy: putting a dsm on a website as your fleet vehicle is like asking people to shop elsewhere
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05-13-2010
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#39
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Well Pete's asshole teasing made me decide to leave united. LOL jk
But really, today i decided that the job at united was not the best place for me. So i have decided to accept the position as Microsoft Admin for Dain Raucher in Minneapolis. So i will be starting this position on monday! So instead of starting a new thread. Ill just update this one. LOL
My manager at united wasnt too happy at all. But like i said, i tried it, and didnt like where it was going. But the opportunity at Dain Raucher is exactly where i want to be.
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05-13-2010
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#40
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Re: Starting new job Tomorrow.
Is that the contract job? Is it contract to hire?
What was so bad about the united one?
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