Went to Mankato because my girlfriend and a bunch of her trampy friends were staying down there in hotels for a work thing or something. Went out to some slum fucking bar called The Oleander were you pay five bucks for a cup and you can just get whatever you want in it all night. Needless to say the drinks were really really strong but tasted like shit. Had about eight drinks there or something and then went downtown.
Downtown was fun, kind of a blurrr though. I was making my girlfriend make out with her friend which was pretty fun, dancing with random girls on the dance floor, watching fights, looking at all the hot tramps down there.
Left the club, go lost in the parking ramp, everybody else found the car but me. I drove, was rolling down the window to random people and telling them how much of a mean machine we were driving (Nissan Sentra with hole in muffler, sounds just like we have a chink pipe on that fucker). Went the wrong way back to the hotel, so I thought it would be cool to just pull the E brake going 30mph to turn around, that went good, we were rolling backwards bouncing off rev limiter with the tires smoking. It was so fun that I did it two more times. JET and Nash were laughing so hard I thought they were going to shit themselves. The girlfriend didnt' find it too amuzing.
Got to the hotel room. Was getting ready for bed and JET didn't want Nash to sleep in the same bed with him, so we used my girlfriends phone to call her friend and offer Nash to her for the night. She said yes so we escorted him down to her room. She opened the door and pull him in like the fucking building was on fire. Went back to the room and passed out with the girlfriend. Woke up and felt like total shit. Stopped at Happy Chef on the way home for some food and here I am eight hours later and I still feel like shit.
Hows that for a story. I am sure I left some more funny shit out but JET or Nash can fill in the blanks if they want.
CRAIG
Why would you go the ole? You should of let me know you where coming down I would of went out with you guys.
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