07-19-2007
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
I know I have a 1400whp dyno chart fully tuned on c16! On the intronets, I'll talk so much shit it'll make my brain hurt. Give it up until I'm in person.
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I'm going to school you with my 1401awhp dyno tuned go cart running stright Crisco. I guess if you don't care that you smell like methane gas this much then I don't either. Is your lady friend nick named the Manure Spreader?
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07-19-2007
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
If you want to know how much I made on the dyno, ask around. Plenty of people know just how little I make.
Have not. Should be an easy win for you, eh?
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Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.
It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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07-19-2007
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Tournaments Won: 3
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by S2kracka
Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.
It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.
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Ill race you chris. We shall race to down 20 beers and the guy that wakes up with the fattest, dirtiest chick wins. If you get a disease thats extra credit.
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07-19-2007
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Yeah, it's fuck'n sad. Really fuck'n sad.
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07-19-2007
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Wanker
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.
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07-19-2007
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Banned
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by xveganxcowboyx
I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.
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I'll be seeing you in the Saloon bathroom tomorrow night. 
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07-19-2007
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
what dyno? where's the graph? Whats your address so we don't have to wait til the 31st to take your money?
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07-19-2007
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Hates Everything
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Losing to a Viper
That "blue" car was Kyle's, and assuming they both left at the same time, I think Kyle would be pulling, even on 26lbs.
He did 135 at 525whp, and we are close to 600whp on E85 (26PSI) that we run on "Closed Roads". Should be a ~140mph car on E85. More than enough to keep up with a basic supercharged viper.
And I don't think Kyle would *EVER* not race someone, unless his car wasn't working correctly.
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Last edited by dumb_ricer; 07-19-2007 at 10:19 PM..
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07-19-2007
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Is funding Exxon.
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Can I be 4th on the list? I haven't even gotten close to 10's, so it should be easy for ya. It'll be a good excuse to get out and tune my car. PM me with how much $$$ I should bring with to give to you.
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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07-19-2007
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Hates Everything
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Yeah, Kyle will race this 10.80 car for money too
On the road, frumroll or frumdig.
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07-20-2007
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3.1L v6 power...
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Re: Losing to a Viper
hahaha this is great....  what alot of  after the 31th.
oh and...  
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Pewp Champion
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I'm going to go with a big No.
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07-20-2007
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Jet I'm sure he would want to race your bike to... but you'll only have half the wheels so if you lose it won't be a big deal.
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07-20-2007
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I'll race you! I feel pretty confident about my 12ish second car against your "beast." I'm just that confident you won't show either. And I gathered that assumption about you from this thread and this thread alone.
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07-20-2007
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Banned
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by Mr.98GSX
I'll race you! I feel pretty confident about my 12ish second car against your "beast." I'm just that confident you won't show either. And I gathered that assumption about you from this thread and this thread alone.
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 Got $50 you wanna lose too? It'll be more fun than having your shit fucked up at a shop, I promise.
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07-20-2007
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
 Got $50 you wanna lose too? It'll be more fun than having your shit fucked up at a shop, I promise.
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I'll look forward to it. Just race a few other guys first and I'll take you on right after you break your car 
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07-20-2007
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Banned
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by Mr.98GSX
I'll look forward to it. Just race a few other guys first and I'll take you on right after you break your car 
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694 right by DB is 3 lanes. 
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07-20-2007
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
694 right by DB is 3 lanes. 
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694 doesn't go by DB. 94 does, and you're a fuck'n idiot if you range on that section.
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07-20-2007
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
694 right by DB is 3 lanes. 
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Well then I guess I'll just have to hope your tranny shits on the line. Or maybe that your engine will shit out from you overboosting. Or maybe your totally bullshitting and my car is actually faster than you. In that case I say tooshay for a lotta convincing bullshit.
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07-20-2007
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
DBMajik at 50 dollars a race your going to be out 200-300 dollars SUCKA
Or should I say your wife is... you fag.
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