01-28-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
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Re: Challenge Thread
I was thinking my Hyundai Accent against whatever you want. Having some power doesn't mean you are going to win, you still have to drive. I would bet my life that you put me behind the wheel of any car and I will run a better time than you ever could in that same car. So sprinkle that over your fucking cornflakes faggot.
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01-28-2005
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Business as usual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Isanti, MN
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Re: Challenge Thread
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faggot.
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Uhhh... you are the gay one... I am sure your are gods gift to the car. The only person man enough to handle it. Jet is better than you. Didn't he run a 13.6 in the winter beater and you ran a 14.0?
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03 Mercedes CLK500 rollin on dubs...
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01-28-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
I will go up and pat him on the back. But yeah that is true with that car, I pulled a 2.287 60' spinning the fuck out the tires at The Rock, and he pulled a 1.8 something earlier in the day on his 13.6. I only ran it once so there was no getting used to it, give me a decent 60' and it would have been a 13.5 or something.
But we are not talking about Jet and I, we are talking about you Hort fags.
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01-28-2005
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Business as usual
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
Does your penis feel bigger now (about 2 inches long)????
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01-28-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
I knew you guys were gay. ha ha ha.
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02-02-2005
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Crash Course Racing
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Re: Official 2005 Challenge Thread
I challenge Ecoli's POS 2G as soon as my 1G FWD is done Bwahahahahaha.
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02-02-2005
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formerly ecoli
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Re: Official 2005 Challenge Thread
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I challenge Ecoli's POS 2G as soon as my 1G FWD is done Bwahahahahaha.
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Well, get it done then. We have been waiting 5 years for someone to actually take a pass down the 1/4 mile in that chassis. |
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01-28-2005
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Business as usual
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Re: Challenge Thread
Hail King Craig! He is not only the best driver on the site, he is the smartest. I am not the one who is living in a house with three guys. Friends with benefits???
(I have to sign off)
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01-28-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
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Re: Challenge Thread
Ok now that I won that battle you can go back to fighting with JET. He is out with his girlfriend, and I am going to have sex with my girlfriend and her sister. I am going to show them both what my 2 inch pecker can do. I bet they can't wait, 1 inch for each of them, they are some lucky girls im telling ya.
CRAIG
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01-28-2005
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formerly ecoli
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.
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01-29-2005
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
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I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.
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We might have to see about that a little later.
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-28-2005
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
*cough* clean it up a bit, remember no personal attacks. *cough*
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01-28-2005
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Re: Challenge Thread
Yea Ill only race at a track. That way its fair, timed, and watched my many too see who gets owned.
It would be whoever gets the best time right? Or is is whoever gets to the end first? Id say fastest time unless your doing eliminations.
Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k 
Were talking under the hood looks too not just outside  My red ricer tubing OWNZ you! (will be black soon haha).
All this race talk is getting boring. Lets get back to personal attacks haha jk. Were all playing around here...
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01-29-2005
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k |
You are actually going to fix rust on a 1g? You plan on keeping it forever? Seems like a waste of time IMO
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-28-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
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Re: Challenge Thread
Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.
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01-28-2005
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by CRAIG
Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.
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Don't forgot who said that no personal attacks will be allowed in this thread.
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01-29-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Don't forgot who said that no personal attacks will be allowed in this thread.
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Thanks Matt, but who said that? Go back and look buddy, I said "no threatening" which is different from calling names.
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01-29-2005
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Thanks Matt, but who said that? Go back and look buddy, I said "no threatening" which is different from calling names.
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Yeah, calling someone a faggot who is obviously straight is the wittiest remark you can come up with, right?
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Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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01-29-2005
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Duluth
Drives: a pos
Posts: 722
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Re: Challenge Thread
This site used to be kinda cool. I didn't think the DSM guys/girls on this site are quite as bad as others. Guess I was wrong. Maybe I'll see some of you at the track but, hopefully not.
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01-29-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Yeah, calling someone a faggot who is obviously straight is the wittiest remark you can come up with, right? |
Yeah. I am new at this arguing stuff.
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