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Old 11-29-2005   #21
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Re: Lateral thinking

Next one;

What's wrong with this thread?
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Old 11-29-2005   #22
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Re: Lateral thinking

It SUCKS.
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Old 11-29-2005   #23
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Re: Lateral thinking

The man's horse was called Friday
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A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
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Old 11-29-2005   #25
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He was the one who poisoned it?
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Old 11-29-2005   #26
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They all drank poisoned punch, but he had been building up an immunity to iocaine for years.
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Old 11-29-2005   #27
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A man lives on the 24th floor of an apartment building. In the morning he takes the elevator from the 24th floor to the first floor. When he comes home at night he takes the elevator from the 1st floor to the 18th floor, and then walks up the stairs to the 24th floor. Why?
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Old 11-29-2005   #28
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A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
Poision was in the still frozen ice cubes.
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Old 11-29-2005   #29
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A man lives on the 24th floor of an apartment building. In the morning he takes the elevator from the 24th floor to the first floor. When he comes home at night he takes the elevator from the 1st floor to the 18th floor, and then walks up the stairs to the 24th floor. Why?
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Little guy can't reach the tall numbers! I OWN JEW!
LOL, Actually I heard that one from you, so it doesn't count.
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Re: Lateral thinking

Here's another one I heard a while ago.

How far can you run into a forest?
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LOL, Actually I heard that one from you, so it doesn't count.
And to think, I looked smart for a second there.
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Old 11-29-2005   #33
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Half way then you running out.
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Here's another one I heard a while ago.

How far can you run into a forest?
Halfway then after that your running out.
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What can you put into a bucket to make it lighter? You can see it and touch it.
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Halfway then after that your running out.
I beat you.
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Bastard! By less than a minute...
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What can you put into a bucket to make it lighter? You can see it and touch it.
Holes? Bird shot?
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Holes is right
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What do you put in your toaster?
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