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Old 12-29-2005   #81
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Re: Lateral thinking

Next one :

Not that far away from Madrid, there is a large wooden barn. The barn is completely empty except for a dead man hanging from the middle of the central rafter. The rope around his neck is ten feet long and his feet are three feet off the ground. The nearest wall is 20 feet away from the man. It is not possible to climb up the walls or along the rafters. The man hanged himself. How did he do it?
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Old 12-29-2005   #82
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Re: Lateral thinking

Stood on the back of an animal and kicked it in the ass, then he hung himself.

Or was sitting on a horse.
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Re: Lateral thinking

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Re: Lateral thinking

Using a pully setup?
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Re: Lateral thinking

He stood on a block of ice.
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Re: Lateral thinking

DAMNIT. Thats it.
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Re: Lateral thinking

Yup, Block of Ice and then it melted.
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Re: Lateral thinking

A man is found dead in a field. He is clutching a broken match. What happened?
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Re: Lateral thinking

Froze to death.
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Re: Lateral thinking

not even close.
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Re: Lateral thinking

Burned to death.

Edit: Was it a broken match stick or match of something else??


He had a heart attack!
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Re: Lateral thinking

broken match stick
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Re: Lateral thinking

While people are thinking about that one, here is another:

What is it?
The man who sold it did not want it.
The man who bought it did not need it.
The man who used it did not know it.
What is it?
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Re: Lateral thinking

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While people are thinking about that one, here is another:

What is it?
The man who sold it did not want it.
The man who bought it did not need it.
The man who used it did not know it.
What is it?
A grave site. Either that or maybe a coffin.
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Re: Lateral thinking

Yuppers, coffin.
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Re: Lateral thinking

What occurs once in June, once in July and twice in August?
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What occurs once in June, once in July and twice in August?
You get laid?
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The letter "U"
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Re: Lateral thinking

correct

A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?
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Re: Lateral thinking

They were two of three triplets?

Why don't you give us a hard one?
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