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Scaring the kids


A blonde gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she says.

'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the man.

She rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing her four-year-old son comes up and says,
`Mommy! Mommy! Jody the babysitter's hiding in your wardrobe and she's got no clothes on!'

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past her screaming husband and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is the babysitter, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

'You bitch,' yells the blonde, 'my husband's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'