Official Funny Pics Thread!

[1ViciousGSX]

Originally Posted by Kevin 1G Drummer

Ok, I'm gonna be honest... That template was funny the first time, but not so much anymore.

Guess ya had to be there.

[TkrPerformance]

the guns are funny as hell

[FattyBoomBatty]

Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX

Guess ya had to be there.

No, it's just that you don't know when to stop.

[tpunx99GSX]

By the way, Mike i have always wanted to know. What is your Avatar from? its kinda creepy

[1ViciousGSX]

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

By the way, Mike i have always wanted to know. What is your Avatar from? its kinda creepy

I stole it from AJ a few years ago, it used to be his.

[1ViciousGSX]

Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty

No, it's just that you don't know when to stop.

You have a PM

[tpunx99GSX]

Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX

You have a PM

OOOOOOOH somebodies in TROUUUUUBBBBLLLLLLEEE. ha ha ha. Sandy vaginas all around. My Fiance had a sandy vagina once, but thats because we had sex on Laguna Beach. HA HA HA .

[Andrew7dg]

Originally Posted by goodhart

I was laughing so hard I was tearing! That is funny!
Maybe I need one of those tissues...

[1ViciousGSX]

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

My Fiance had a sandy vagina once, but thats because we had sex on Laguna Beach. HA HA HA .

Did she say you felt "BIGGER"?

[Andrew7dg]

Here is another one


Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

[tpunx99GSX]

Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX

Did she say you felt "BIGGER"?

Well, we thought we were in a secluded area, then all of the sudden like three people walked by. LOL it was at night and i didnt think they saw us. but we got a good laugh.
Little Giant is a good size. But at least he doesnt need viagra to get excited like you do! HA H AHA.

[LingLing]

Originally Posted by andrew7dg

you just have to stay calm and keep shooting.

lmao!

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[Constant_Project21]

I cant wait to have that expression on my face lol

[scheides]

[goodhart]

Not sure if this is a re-post, but I thought of Tom.

[Project2G]

[munchgsx]

Originally Posted by scheides

Now that's a nice DSM.

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[awd-drifter]

saw this at gvr4.org. seems like timing was just a couple degrees off...... .. . . .