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Official Joke Thread!
Grandma & grandpa are sitting on the porch enjoying a cool summer breeze when grandma turns to grandpa and punches him dead in the mouth and knocks him right off the porch. Grandpa picks himself up and dust himself off while asking "Damn woman, what the hell was that for?". Grandma looks over at him and says "That was for having a small penis!" Grandpa sits back down on the porch and says nothing for a few minutes. Then he looks over at grandma and punches her so hard in the face she falls backwards out of her rocker. Startled, grandma gets up and ask "What the hell was that for?". Grandpa answers "That was for knowing they come in different sizes!" :P :bounce: :P
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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