01-18-2004
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Toms' 10 pick-up lines
Submitted by Tom
He didn't give away the special kid one and a few others out of his best working collection of pickup lines...
1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to
be.
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost
mine.
7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.
10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away
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01-18-2004
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01-18-2004
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Those are actually much better than the ones he uses. I am sure now that he will probably try everone of the on that list. His real ones that I have heard him attempt to use in person are below.
1.Are your parents retarded? - Because you are so special.
2.Did it hurt? - When you fell from Heaven.
3. Are you tired? - Because you have been running through my mind all night.
And the worst one ever..
4. Baby, you have the ass of a 5 year old boy.
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01-18-2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by Raptor@Jan 18 2004, 09:04 AM
And the worst one ever..
4. Baby, you have the ass of a 5 year old boy.
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He actually said that!!??!!!  |
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01-18-2004
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On more than one occasion even.
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01-18-2004
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Tom : Hey baby wanna graba pizza and fuck?
Girl : Go Away creap
Tom : What? Don't you like Pizza?
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01-18-2004
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That's funny as hell!
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01-18-2004
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Yep, that would be Tom!
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01-18-2004
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Good stuff! i gotta see this in person sometime!
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01-18-2004
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LMFAO, yeah ive said most of those, but they were mostly as jokes.
dont forget the following
Baby that sweater/shirt is very becoming on you, although if i were on you id be coming too.
Nice shoes wanna fuck.
Hey cutie lets do some math. add you and me, a bed, (minus your boyfriend) divide the legs and ill multiply.
this ones for nash.... baby your ass feels like 2 pillows. inside joke.
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01-18-2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by tpunx99GSX@Jan 18 2004, 09:41 PM
this ones for nash.... baby your ass feels like 2 pillows. inside joke.
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Damn I forgot about that. I need to change my signature!
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03-30-2004
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TOM: Hey baby, the word of the day today is legs.
GIRL: And your point, ass...
TOM: Let's go back to my house and spread the word!!!
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03-31-2004
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Business as usual
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Hey baby, nice pants. Can I talk ya out of them?
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04-09-2004
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Imay not know who this TOM guy is but i would like to associate with him... because he must get all the chicks... I think i crapped myself when he asked if her parents were retarded!.... that doesn't make me retrded does it??
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04-09-2004
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im tom, but when i asked if her parents were retarded to a whole table of girls they all just became very silent. then i asked if they wanted to hear the joke of the day, they replied with a quick "you are the joke of the day" i hung my head in shame and sat back down at the table with raptor and swanny at perkins.
P.S. i do get all the chicks (dont tell my girlfriend) LOL JK
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04-11-2004
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Haha, some great stuff there Tom!
I still remember at the swap (khad and ricky mainly) last summer when you and dane (i think) went out for pop, then came back saying how you yelled across cars to a girl if she likes big dick. Her mom was apparently in the other seat too .
Some details are probably wrong but it's still funny. |
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04-11-2004
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it was me and rickey, he was embarrased, i figured that if the mom was interested she could come too. lol
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04-12-2004
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Rickey got embarassed?! :secret:
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04-12-2004
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Im amazed, I never thought high and mighty Rickey could get embarassed
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04-13-2004
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yeah thats what i thought, i thought he would be there right with me hollerin at the girls but i guess hes not man enough. OHHHHHHHHH DISS. lol
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