04-13-2004
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#21
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Rickeys a puss. Just Playin, now when Im over again at his house, he gonna whoop my ass.....again.
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04-24-2004
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#22
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Admin
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word HOT MAMA HUBBA HUBBA!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
Do you have any German in you?
No I'm Irish.
Do you want some German in you?
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05-03-2005
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#23
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Post whore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: minnetonka
Posts: 246
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
some of the hit lines are genious, i would use half of them if i got the balls to say it to a chick that was half decent and not drunk - but if i were drunk - way different story.
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05-06-2005
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#24
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Bloomington, MN
Posts: 137
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
That is some funny shit guys. I would never have the balls to say that shit to a girl.
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08-26-2005
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#25
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Brookyln PArk
Posts: 348
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
hahaha!
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09-08-2005
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#26
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
Drives: 2013 Mazdaspeed3
Posts: 2,126
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.
What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
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09-09-2005
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#27
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Br0k3N
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dirty Savage Kid
Posts: 172
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Quote:
Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118
Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.
What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
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Pfft, dont listen to ANYTHING tauni has to say! All I had to tell her was " bitch get to work" and the rest is history
Haha!!! Ow3ed
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09-09-2005
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#28
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
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Posts: 2,126
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?
I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"
There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH
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09-09-2005
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#29
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Br0k3N
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dirty Savage Kid
Posts: 172
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
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Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118
Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?
I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"
There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH
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What I was talking about had NOTHING to do with DSM's or cars ...
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09-09-2005
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#30
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Burp!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Blaine
Posts: 2
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Guys - this is some really funny shit. What's even funnier is that I took a printout of this last night and gave them to a buddy. He tried all night with every damn line !!! He got a lotta laughs, two slaps and actually got one to go home with him. And guess what - the dumbass doesn't know which line worked!! LOL!!
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09-10-2005
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#31
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Then what was it? I don't remember anything else.
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06-27-2006
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#32
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New Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Champlin
Posts: 0
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
hey uhh how do u like your eggs in the morning? fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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06-28-2006
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#33
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Eagan
Drives: 2022 Hyundai Palisade
Posts: 318
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
HAHA that one is bad but a good one.
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06-30-2006
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#34
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
I love how much this site loves me. LOL I dont usually use lines to pick up women, but if they are a friend of a friend that im interested those lines are *almost* guaranteed to get some sort of responce and break the ice (if they dont break your face instead)
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06-30-2006
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#35
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
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Posts: 7,017
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
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Originally Posted by T-T-Tauni
Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.
What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
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wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.
ha ha ha i love starting rumors.
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06-30-2006
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#36
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Crash Course Racing
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Skid Row
Drives: in circles
Posts: 2,623
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
1. Damn girl, is that a keg in your pants?...'Cause I'd love to tap that ass!
2. Can I touch your bellybutton... From the inside?
3. That outfit is very becoming on you, then again if I was on you I'd be cumming too.
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Last edited by 1QUICK4; 06-30-2006 at 08:25 PM..
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07-11-2006
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#37
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX
wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.
ha ha ha i love starting rumors.
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It was the booze.
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07-11-2006
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#38
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Yeah right, you love my sexy body and you know it.
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07-11-2006
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#39
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Beer googles.
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07-11-2006
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#40
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Mazda-ing
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your Mom's House
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Posts: 2,126
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines
Wait...
Smirnoff goggles.
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