Official Joke Thread!

[Talian]

Blonde Joke

Three women visit Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail,
only to find that they are to be executed in the morning. None of them
can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I'm from Grace University
and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the
innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the
switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering and I'll tell you right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in."