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Old 04-13-2004   #21
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Rickeys a puss. Just Playin, now when Im over again at his house, he gonna whoop my ass.....again.
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Old 04-24-2004   #22
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word HOT MAMA HUBBA HUBBA!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Do you have any German in you?
No I'm Irish.
Do you want some German in you?
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Old 05-03-2005   #23
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

some of the hit lines are genious, i would use half of them if i got the balls to say it to a chick that was half decent and not drunk - but if i were drunk - way different story.
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Old 05-06-2005   #24
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

That is some funny shit guys. I would never have the balls to say that shit to a girl.
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Old 08-26-2005   #25
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hahaha!
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Old 09-08-2005   #26
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
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Old 09-09-2005   #27
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Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
Pfft, dont listen to ANYTHING tauni has to say! All I had to tell her was " bitch get to work" and the rest is history

Haha!!! Ow3ed
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Old 09-09-2005   #28
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Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?

I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"

There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH
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Old 09-09-2005   #29
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Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?

I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"

There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH
What I was talking about had NOTHING to do with DSM's or cars ...
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Old 09-09-2005   #30
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Guys - this is some really funny shit. What's even funnier is that I took a printout of this last night and gave them to a buddy. He tried all night with every damn line !!! He got a lotta laughs, two slaps and actually got one to go home with him. And guess what - the dumbass doesn't know which line worked!! LOL!!
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Old 09-10-2005   #31
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Then what was it? I don't remember anything else.
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Old 06-27-2006   #32
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

hey uhh how do u like your eggs in the morning? fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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Old 06-28-2006   #33
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HAHA that one is bad but a good one.
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Old 06-30-2006   #34
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I love how much this site loves me. LOL I dont usually use lines to pick up women, but if they are a friend of a friend that im interested those lines are *almost* guaranteed to get some sort of responce and break the ice (if they dont break your face instead)
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Old 06-30-2006   #35
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

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Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.

ha ha ha i love starting rumors.
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Old 06-30-2006   #36
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1. Damn girl, is that a keg in your pants?...'Cause I'd love to tap that ass!

2. Can I touch your bellybutton... From the inside?

3. That outfit is very becoming on you, then again if I was on you I'd be cumming too.
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Old 07-11-2006   #37
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wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.

ha ha ha i love starting rumors.
It was the booze.
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Old 07-11-2006   #38
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Re: Toms Pickup Lines

Yeah right, you love my sexy body and you know it.
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Old 07-11-2006   #39
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Beer googles.
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Wait...

Smirnoff goggles.
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