Official 2005 Challenge Thread - Page 4

TheBlizzard · 01-28-2005

I knew you guys were gay. ha ha ha.

john · 01-28-2005

Hail King Craig! He is not only the best driver on the site, he is the smartest. I am not the one who is living in a house with three guys. Friends with benefits???
(I have to sign off)

TheBlizzard · 01-28-2005

Ok now that I won that battle you can go back to fighting with JET. He is out with his girlfriend, and I am going to have sex with my girlfriend and her sister. I am going to show them both what my 2 inch pecker can do. I bet they can't wait, 1 inch for each of them, they are some lucky girls im telling ya.

CRAIG

**Shane@DBPerformance** · 01-28-2005

I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.

Nash · 01-28-2005

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Originally Posted by 92tsiawd84

Nash's "beater." I was thinking my laser vs your laser, and mine vs jet's. Mine is gone and broken now though... I think mike is getting it.

That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.

AJ · 01-28-2005

*cough* clean it up a bit, remember no personal attacks. *cough*

**JET** · 01-28-2005

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Originally Posted by 92tsiawd84

I quote JET and his big mouth on the attack forums:

"My current car is 2700 lbs, AWD and has 600+ whp (haven't hit the dyno with the new setup, should be ~650 whp). "

Here is the link for any non believers:

http://www.attackforums.com/showthread.php?t=1685

Wacha got ta say now? (woooooooopsssssshhhhhhhh [cracks the whip])

Ummm... It says I haven't hit the dyno. Do you have difficulty understanding english? I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.

As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!

Nash · 01-28-2005

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Originally Posted by JET

As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!

It is more then 71 miles to the track so it probably won't make it.

A//// Guy · 01-28-2005

Yea Ill only race at a track. That way its fair, timed, and watched my many too see who gets owned.

It would be whoever gets the best time right? Or is is whoever gets to the end first? Id say fastest time unless your doing eliminations.

Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k

Were talking under the hood looks too not just outside

My red ricer tubing OWNZ you! (will be black soon haha).

All this race talk is getting boring. Lets get back to personal attacks haha jk. Were all playing around here...

I cant wait till spring!!!

TheBlizzard · 01-28-2005

Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.

CRAIG

Matt D. · 01-28-2005

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Originally Posted by CRAIG

Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.

CRAIG

Don't forgot who said that no personal attacks will be allowed in this thread.

slowHonduh · 01-28-2005

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Originally Posted by awd1dr

And Craig, the only reason I brought that up is that everyone that owns a DSM absolutely hates a Honda that makes power.

I'd like to change that.

I'm against all rice of all forms. And i own a fucking dsm myself. So don't hate on the honda guy(me) cuz i'm not the little rice boy that i'm sure you all think i am. Cher would say otherwise, but fuck him he drives a Lexus hehe.

And i'm done bench racing. I'll just post up a dyno sheet next month.

Then i'll start challenging people.

slowbubblecar · 01-29-2005

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Originally Posted by JET

I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.

We will see if you can take my full weight 2g also. And I mean full weight, nothing removed unless absolutly necessary.

slowbubblecar · 01-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Nash

That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.

Yeah, your modded 500hp beater that has many mods transfered to................................................ .........................

slowbubblecar · 01-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ecoli

I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.

We might have to see about that a little later.

slowbubblecar · 01-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by EclipseTurbo

Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k

You are actually going to fix rust on a 1g? You plan on keeping it forever? Seems like a waste of time IMO

Nash · 01-29-2005

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Originally Posted by ghettostyle

Yeah, your modded 500hp beater that has many mods transfered to................................................ .........................

What's your fuckin point? It's still my $360 beater that I have stuck less then 8k in to to get it to where it's at, and I'll still take you and your "full weight" 2G anyday.

john · 01-29-2005

So wait. You has stuck less than $8,000 into it and it is still your $360 car huh. I will make you a hell of a deal then. I will buy it for $2160. That would be a great return on your $360 investment (6X). Deal???

A//// Guy · 01-29-2005

Unlike you Hort guys I already said I am meticulous with my cars. I do all the work myself so I will only need someone to spray some blue either on the whole fender or mend it in if I dont do alot of work on it.

Ive already reundercoated my car a year after I bought it, you guys dont appreciate that kind of stuff, that is why my car will be/is nicer

Oh and your opinion doesnt count

Maybe I will have it forever, but thats not the point. Theres a difference here... your name fits your cars and I do the opposite. To me its embarassing to drive a car full of rust or looking like a POS.

I like my car to look good just as much as I like to mod for speed.

john · 01-29-2005

Nash, out of curiosity, what was your best time at the track last year? I know you were making 100 more whp than the year before when you ran the 11.2.