Toms Pickup Lines

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Toms' 10 pick-up lines
Submitted by Tom

He didn't give away the special kid one and a few others out of his best working collection of pickup lines...



1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to
be.

2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.

5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost
mine.

7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away