Bored? Turn your pee blue

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This reminds me of one night at the pizza place I worked at in Ames...

One of the managers decided it would be funny to put green food coloring in our boss' soda, which was in a coffee mug, so it wouldn't be noticed. So he pours an entire dropper in. Our boss' mouth almost instantly turned green, and he got through about half the cup before we couldn't look at him without laughing, so when he went up to the counter (to serve customers, no less), we poured it out and refilled it. About halfway through the night, someone finally told him to go look in the mirror, at which point he went back to the bathroom and came back flipping shit. Well, he made it known the next week that for the 3 days following, he was shitting green.