I think someone tried stealing my car this weekend...

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My luck it was some redneck with a truck or something, so now i'm glad he's too stupid to figure out how to steal my car. I'm just mad cause i figured i lived far enough out of the cities, and close enough to other people still, that i wouldn't have to worry about it.

And the plates expired, tabs are from Feb of 2008 and there was about 1/4 gallon of gas in the tank and the only 3 gas stations in range all have cameras. If they did get it, there would be some proof, or i'd find it on the side of the road somewhere. The car also has no insurance atm, since it hasn't gone anywhere for some time.