03-06-2010
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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I love me a McGriddle..!
"I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."
"So, you like them then..?"
"If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
The End. Anyone else love these little tasty delecasies?
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03-06-2010
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Saint Paul, MN.
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
They're okay. I'm more of a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin guy. I actually made a late night/early morning mcdonalds run last night with 3 friends. We ended up with 10 $1 sausage burrittos (my favorite), 4 sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins, and 2 hash browns. Was unbelievable, super hot, super delicious....mcgriddles are okay.
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03-06-2010
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'2of9'
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Inver Grove Heights
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
lol...it was pretty hard reading the engrish on the first sentence and i stopped there. I've eaten the Mcgriddle once and went back to BK. McD breakfast is too pricey to me when I can have the same amount of food happiness at Holiday gas station. :P It is a great sandwich though.
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03-06-2010
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
Posts: 5,382
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Love 'em. Ham, egg and cheese McGriddle for the win!!!
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03-06-2010
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AznKraut
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stillwater
Drives: '03 325i, '98 Ranger '03 Duramax
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
I'd rather have BK breakfast. Galaxies better.
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LingLing
I'd rather have BK breakfast. Galaxies better.
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Well somebody has to hold last place. 
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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03-06-2010
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AznKraut
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stillwater
Drives: '03 325i, '98 Ranger '03 Duramax
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX
Well somebody has to hold last place. 
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Who better than McDonalds!?
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Transmission destroyer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cambridge
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Posts: 7,150
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
lol, swifty you have too much time.
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LingLing
Who better than McDonalds!?
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LOL, I was putting down BK. 
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When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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03-06-2010
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AznKraut
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stillwater
Drives: '03 325i, '98 Ranger '03 Duramax
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX
LOL, I was putting down BK. 
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Saint Paul, MN.
Drives: E36
Posts: 2,269
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
BK has great breakfast, sausage egg and cheese crossaintwich is bomb, but that's all I really like there, except for their hashbrowns.
Mcdonalds breakfast>BK's breakfast.
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
Drives: 2003 Evolution VIII
Posts: 7,752
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
BK breakfasts suck, the french toasts sticks are acceptable at times, and their coffee is absolutely horrible. I have taken to like Arby's breakfasts, their ham sandwiches are good. McDonald's breakfast is tried and true, love the sausage McMuffins, and their coffee is pretty decent. Taco John's has started serving breakfast, if you like breakfast burritos I suggest checking it out.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Saint Paul, MN.
Drives: E36
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Taco johns breakfast is good too, it's usually an automatic noon butthole burning.
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livin the dream
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: iowa
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
i wish we had a mc donalds in the town i live in... so sad
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
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Originally Posted by 96GST16g
i wish we had a mc donalds in the town i live in... so sad
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Are you living under a rock?!?!?!? 
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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03-06-2010
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The land of the next-gen HMMWV
Drives: A BMW
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
breakfast? I don't know what that is. Is that the thing after first dinner?
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Big Lake MN
Drives: 98 Eclipse GSX Auto
Posts: 1,516
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swifty1638
"I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."
"So, you like them then..?"
"If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
The End. Anyone else love these little tasty delecasies?
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Thats funny Im reading that book right now great so far. movie was awsome.
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03-07-2010
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cottage Grove
Drives: Silver '02 IS300, Blue '06 Suzuki SV1000
Posts: 5,293
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX
Are you living under a rock?!?!?!? 
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His info says Iowa, so yeah... prettymuch the same thing. hahaha
And on topic...
"Give me back that fillet-o-fish, give me that fish! (AAHHH) Give me back that fillet-o-fish, give me that fish! What if it were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at all!"
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03-07-2010
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Big Lake
Drives: 1995 Eclipse GST
Posts: 104
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Absolutely hate the fillet-o-fish song, and personally I would take a BK breakfast over Macdons any morning. The mcgriddle is ruined by the cheese IMO
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03-07-2010
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
Posts: 5,382
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Re: I love me a McGriddle..!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2g Monson
Absolutely hate the fillet-o-fish song, and personally I would take a BK breakfast over Macdons any morning. The mcgriddle is ruined by the cheese IMO
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You can always say, "hold the cheese". 
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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