10 Commandments for Guys

[Steeltwo]

this bitch isn't serious

let me explain.

#1. women want a prick, but they want a prick that will occasionally be nice to them. The nicer I am to my g/f, the worse I get treated. If I do not answer my phone when she calls for a day. The next day i'll get booty. this theory is 100% effective in the real world applications.
#2. i don't care, a hummer is a hummer. that nutbomb is my gift to you, do with it as your please.
#3. stop being so clingy, this world isn't just about you.
#4. if you bitch about putting the seat down, then you are a anal bittie and do not deserve any mans time. Something so small and stupid should not matter. This is why megan here only gets to slam clams.
#5. hahahahahahaahah, STFU. your eyes are a nice shade of SHIT brown.
#6. can't argue to be honest
#7. no arguments once again, but do not expect us to open doors if you aren't putting out. You pay for that privledge.
#8. I wonder if this dumb hooker knows it's VIII and not IIX? Apparently not. anyway. This is the pot calling the kettle black in the clearest of ways.
#9. could care less to be honest how long it takes. Just do not tell me to be there at 7 and when i get there you are still drying your hair.
#10. the thought of this and this nappie skank makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.